heartless_poet ([info]heartless_poet) wrote,
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Authors you want to have sex with.

there are authors we love and then there are authors we luurve.

i wish i was bi, but since i am not - these are the authors i would luurve to make it with.

Maxine Hong Kingston - her prose has a certain lilt to it, that makes it almost sensual. Deeply intense and emotional, with a certain air of one who knows a lot. Sure to be a deeply spiritual experience.

Ellen Degeneres - She's such a hoot. I know she's lesbian. So?

Iris Murdoch (Younger) - A restless spirit, with a phenomenal memory. It is said of her that every experience of hers get translated into her books.

Anais Nin - A Wild Bohemian with a troubled past.

Angelina Jolie - Woot! Poetess extraordinaire.


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[info]notanangel78

July 24 2005, 08:51:39 UTC 6 years ago

Anjelina Jolie? Author?
I didn't know Ellen Degeneres wrote either.

p.s: I don't want to sleep with Rohinton Mistry. I wouldn't mind Vikram Seth though:D

[info]heartless_poet

July 24 2005, 14:15:17 UTC 6 years ago

ofcourse ellen is an author, she wrote a very funny book called "my point is .. and i do have one"
and maybe i got carried away with that angelina jolie thing.

[info]crabbycool

July 24 2005, 14:03:59 UTC 6 years ago

i wouldn't mind it with anais nin :D

[info]heartless_poet

July 24 2005, 14:19:56 UTC 6 years ago

ahha .. the bohemian. figures.

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[info]heartless_poet

August 22 2005, 04:29:17 UTC 6 years ago

good luck. admittedly it wasnt the most thoughtful post. but salacious comments always gather attention. cheers!

[info]heartless_poet

August 22 2005, 04:34:23 UTC 6 years ago

.... and post the link here after you're done.

[info]savyasachi

August 21 2005, 20:43:38 UTC 6 years ago

> I know she's lesbian. So?

I should have been saying that. YOU should say that you´re greatful that she is :P

[info]heartless_poet

August 22 2005, 04:33:26 UTC 6 years ago

im not sure i understand at all. unless you are suggesting that she gets it on with angelina jolie. while i join in.

wait, i need to take a break here.

[info]savyasachi

August 22 2005, 16:47:56 UTC 6 years ago

Ow! I left the comment on the wrong journal! I thought I was commenting on Sampada's journal when I said this. Didn't realize it was yours....!

[info]heartless_poet

August 23 2005, 03:13:39 UTC 6 years ago

ahh ... happens with topics like these.

[info]ga_woo

August 31 2005, 15:28:14 UTC 6 years ago

I love Ellen DeGenres but I don't luurve her though :)

[info]heartless_poet

August 31 2005, 15:31:28 UTC 6 years ago

saw her on the vh1 awards show recently. she was making a total ass of donald the trump and the megalomaniacal idiot didnt even realise it. Ahha!
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